ruin your day
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ruin your day
have your way
with all the
tarts in Taunton
sunny side up
aye, right up!
her fat arse
with a greasy
Full English breakfat
with 2-pork sausages
big black puddin
on the side
poke her yoke
poker in Yoker
who's this joker?
Heath Ledger, RIP :deceased:
No joke Coke?
geezya the boak
in solid oak
stroke yer woody
wearing a hoodie
in the nudie
polish that valve!
rub the bulb
pop my cherry
No ta mate
I'd rather fellate
have to wait
wrong kinda date
she came late
met her fate
and Master Bates
Met seaman staines
Cleaning blocked drains
suffering haemoridal pains
nice bunch-of grapes
said farmer giles
this'll stretch miles
for muffin mules
with surgical tools
instructed by fools
breakin' da roules
hoards of Ghouls
Carving their pumpkins
into such silly
bendy phallic shapes
cock-a doodle doo
my name: Dr. Who
he's no kangaroo
or a Wallaby