two duck eggs
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two duck eggs
Caused a splat
In the pan
Toss the omelette
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like a pancake
You are yoking
mix with diarrhoea
and apply generously
scrambled and seasoned
then duly fertilised
and shit away...
on your holiday
wear a nappy
Clench your cheeks
and pout out
nip it, so
Snip it off
eliminating future leakage
no uncertain circumstances
dribble away, regardless
slip on remains
stagnant brown effluent
Outa' politicians gobs
mega verbal diarrhea
mad hairy cows
running from bulls
with huge cocks
needing milked by
Brenda the-Ball Drainer
brenda the rogerer
Roger the bendoverer
Was a lodger
with scabby todger
solder her holder
Grandpa did Matron
In disabled toilets
With his plunger
And 3 Viagra
Now he's stiff
Like a board
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she swallows-it whole
whilst fingering her
Mack-10 trigger nervously
but with intent
Going all in
tip tickling tonsils
Linda loves it
all the time
in every orifice
just not hers