Stop eating beans
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Stop eating beans
Beans means farts
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five a day
Veg fruit fungi
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beanz meanz pumpz
shniff my shtench
Brown underpants time
Mine are purple
purple's a fruit
Squeeze for juice
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Dash of lemon
Purple Lemons, never!!!!
gammon flaps, always!
fried, boiled and roasted
Salted and scoffed
With egg, pineapple
fertilise her eggs
Salmon river spawn
orange fish eggs
not remotely sane
pink deaths after
ten to three
Catching up timeline
Six thirty four
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Always running late
she cums last
but arrives first
always eager to
work from home
Put feet up
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put arse down
Leave it alone
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Against the rules
her 'private cupboard'
Is carpeted out
with girly things
Hairy arsed blokes
Shave their cheeks
rinse their breeks
time for Immac
she's already shaven
Remove the stuble
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before tonguing her
In the ear
savouring the wax
from pregnant ewe
podger a heifer
give it one
slip it in
beastly bad habits