In the parlour
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In the parlour
with Claudette's mother
Not her father?
he was watching
while having a-wank
and gently fingering
his mighty revolver
that fires blanks
he doesnt care
as-it's still creamy
And penetrates deep
not coitus interruptous
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Love sweet love
hug your shadow
flickus beanus squirtus
Gladiator of Gladiators
Muchos Biggus dickus
that's his sword
Great big chopper
And Little Hatchet
sharp edge though
Better than blunt
sook her c*nt
with lobster sauce
No, crabs mate
freshly flicked from
His jock Tamson
unwashed since Bannockburn
Stinky ball bag
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reeking of CHEESE!
Sweet savoury aroma
from her feet
Suck a toe
and taste jam
Game of toes
On the Throne
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Wearing the crown
encrusted in jewels
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displaying foot jewellery
Diamonds on soles
of your trainers
Talking about diamonds
shine on you
Show your bling
ram her ring
On little finger
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smeared with smegma
Galaxy of chocolate
Milky-way magic stars
Universe Lizard People