Time for recriminations
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Time for recriminations
it feels slippy
and slightly nippy
without your nappy
Leaves a trail
Shiny snail trail
in her panties
cant be treated
without a pantyliner
that burns automatically
Sulphuric acid spillage
disguised as discharge
putrid and stinking
ponging of poisson
Gasmasks at-the ready
serious yeast infection
Sour doughy knickers
long since white
dripping with shite
badly skidmarked gussets
Seabrook Beefy flavour
spicy beef-curtains flavour
brown wedding dress
Around the bottom
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fried spam flaps
I smell kippers
Lovely smokey aroma
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emitting from her
well equipped kitchen
overheating the oil
causing massive blowback
and uncontrollable leakage
From chip pan
Needs oil change
moistening and lubrication
needs pumping with
ever tightening balls
badly needing emptied
Squeeze them dry
no, milk them
so they deliver
fresh man's milk
by the mililitre
On your doorstep
by 'Milky Mary'
Leaky old cow
dribbling pish everywhere
from broken piss-pot
Kicked the bucket
it moved slightly