Past, present, future
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Past, present, future
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Going, going, gone!
delivered and dripping
her shrivelled saddlebags
Require an oiling
And hard rub
Produce a lather
with a sponge
Working up lather
Watch the splatter
of-a soapy chug
Sargent Major's favour
Giving strict orders
Stand to attention
like your trouser-snake
alive n ready
smash the pasty
Ate all pies
Scoffed down mash
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Cost some cash
Spuds on cheap
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cheap oven chips
Like chewing cardboard
or her 'pissers'
You mean pizza’s
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no, her pissflaps
look like flatbreads
only much fishier
Came from Wuhan
Walter wet Wilma's
Harry met Sally
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in the bushes
Daddies army G-string
Left to dry
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Made for two
Sports car
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Motorcycle pillion riding
Sidecar these days
room for-a wank
prefer a gobble
Turkeys are noisy
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nice flaps though
Flaps up, take-off
Bernard's shot it
Into the pot
it went plop
then, gobble, gobble
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as she sucked
A big lolly
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hard, juicy and