Smelly molasses coated
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Smelly molasses coated
Sticky and sweet
Fresh horse manure
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Good for roses
And the tatties
wrapped-in old pants
Perkin's fresh dung
from the dumper
Green and hairy
The Incredible Hippy
That’s Timothy Leary
old pervy uncle
fancied himself madly
sprained dick badly
spying on young
Hanging around playground
dont go there
getting a new
boyfriend, who eagerly
began munching minge
got hair lisp
floss your teeth
Good oral hygiene
nice deep tonguing
Better bungee jumping
in a nappy
where everyone's happy
Trip to Shangri-La
where sweaty Betty
bounces up-n down
In bouncy castle
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Kids going crazy
Space hoppers galore
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Computer/phone playtime nowadays
Space hoppers best
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game of twister
Twist'er which way
forwards be best
then backwards and
forcefully pummelled against
a squeezing pressure
shouting more, MORE!
But wanting less
Less of that
Better than Take-That
here, bitch, take-THAT!
Not That, this
this is wrong
should b that
Then and now