in public parks
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in public parks
for Y-Front sharks
unzipping their slacks
"h,i'm harrestin' you"
after you've gobbled
a deep fried
knurled knobbly chipolata
deepfried Glasgae style
washed down with
ice-cold stowford press (export)
neck it quickly
double-back and enter
greasing cheeks, and
bottom ball joints
easing it in
fettling the flange
listening for chuffing
stuff the port
'bung' entering snugly
docking manoeuvre succesful
commence liquidic injection
triple the dose
extra-creamy variety
Masked pony tiramisu
dancing to 70's throwback valve-amps
ponytails swinging gaily
under every tail...................
resides a botty
Major Lockwood, pleased-to
feel the force
of non valve-amplification
Done most correctly
It's HELLs BELLES ;)
You got me-ringing...............
god it's stinging!
too much rimming!
just keep grinning :)
balls are minging
steam clean with..............
Dettol and bleach!!!
lifes a beach
showz yer peach
Dennis Healey eyebrows
groomed with a...........
rusty garden rake
backcombing the nasal
snot-encrusted tufts of
last Sunday's roast
heaped upon toad-infested
finely chopped mice