How much for a soapy wank?
Marco.
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How much for a soapy wank?
Marco.
Just tell 'em you can see it from your bedroom window Martin, they'll believe that :)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Probably more than you pay at your Romanian car wash ;) Those poor guys work for next to nothing. It's only by selling on your snide Rammestein CDs that they can afford to live at all.Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Indeed, although the highlight is when he spanks me with the 'crispy end' of his chamois - that's always worth a tip!
Marco.
Listening to Joe Biden on Sky news giving his thoughts and outlining out his intended policies. Never mind the politics, it's a pleasure to hear from a rational and calm person instead of the outgoing petulant and posturing buffoon Trump!
I like him. He may well be an old 'un, but at least he looks presidential. I don't think we've heard the last from the Trumpet, he ain't going quietly.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
He's almost as orange as Trump though. I think that's important somehow.
He may go on to become an even bigger embarrassment and have to be dragged from The Whitehouse.Quote:
Originally Posted by Pigmy Pony
There is talk that a squad of swat nannies are on hand to deal with any tantrums etc.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
At a last resort they may cut off his ice cream supplies
Would be funny but he's not that daft.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis