I create it
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I create it
With my handbag
swatting impotent chavs
Round the chops
Lamb in face
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Sausage in beef
Hole in one
hanging an albatross
roon' ma boabby
Och-aye the noo
Granny dun-a poo
in-her massive knickers
Brawn Against Brain
Knife Against Chain
All Young Blood
Down The Drain
cost a fortune
Costa Del Sol
catch Corona Virus
Catch Corrina's Syphilis
Bone Idle Wives
not got one;)
I have though
swap for-newer model;)
All the same
Can't understand them
Nah.. Women-are wonderful
So are tortoises
with garlic butter
Whatever you fancy.. I prefer spray cream [emoji23]
Three words, daftee!:D
Marco.
Cream the crack
smack my sack
Sat on tack
Crank the wanky
until the dewdrops
The jaw drops
when seeing size
Of pink's winky
And he cries
won't get stiff!
It's really dinky
Needs blue pill
she mocks it
Then pox it
it's spotted dick
Promptly sliced sausage
barbecued bellend Bratwurst
Undercooked pink sausage
putrid and dripping