the nurse arrives
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the nurse arrives
to give me
a good kicking
and a cock-punch
then a right-hook
The Dark Destroyer.
known as diarrhoea
or dreaded dribblys
strap-on a nappy
take a drive
soaking the seats
drenched in nostalgia
reminiscing about badgers
Badgers, not Beavers?
depends what party! :eyebrows:
Tory, Liberal. Labour?
Badger Botherers party
I wouldn't bother
your sister for
a cupla weeks
try Brenda instead
I'm drinking soup
from a dustbin
condensed vegetable with
rotting flesh fluid
staple pikey fare
, jellified worm faeces
will stain underpants
causing stubborn skidmarks
wax the crack
talc the sack
sauce the goose
poke the moose
with a 35-speed-reversible-and-hermit-doll-attachment
Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
said Betty to
Reggie Perrine whilst.......
wolfing down saveloys
and suckling a
small burrowing animal
ingesting its innards
of a tasty
gooey, glutinous giblet
double slow roasted
in scented aspic
Kidney's are devils
to hygienically incinerate
don't bother with
this futile pedagogy
laced with bitter-rhetoric