Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

Toby or-not Toby

that's not the

mug in question

alas, poor bugger

Spooned him well

despite all the

shortage of lube

she still took

little persuasion to

suck the ting

until it went

septic, and leaked

a ghastly green

gunk, stinking of

putrefying gangerous flesh

eating micro orgasms

squirting hot smeg

all over the

big floppy tits

touching her toes

blocking his nose

with his finger

then inserted it

with great force

up her flange

tongued with voraciousness

moaning with ungratefullness

by-passing her bean

three fingers in

drowning in jelly

green and oozing

coating the throat

with vile thick

suppurating and slimy-smegma

swallow or spit

neither, just chew

then bite off

the cheesy bulb

gangerous bell-end

first, sniff it

fondle it roughly

with rusty barbed-wire

and sand paper

ideal whilst masturbating

with safety goggles

Oh-look, a carbuncle.

very squeezable too

Just like poo

and chocolate glue

or organic tofu