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short and sweet
on Baker Street ..
what with gerry
on the telly
Oh hell, he...
should eat jelly
'Cos he's smelly
and his belly
full of jelly
and raw tagliatelli
from Gino Ginelli
...to Roger Melly
oh that bloke
he did toke
whilst in Stoke
having a poke
What at Geoffrey?
at a joke
[Let's change direction and lose the rhyming]
Ok...
crinoline jogging bottoms
Marco.
superb in summer
for fat sweaty
man boob men
with cheesy deposits
in unimaginable places
to become involved...
in bizarre rituals
Marco.
no more ideas?
Not enough time!
to solder capacitors
for his friends
inflatable, don't puncture
thats just silly
go to Piccadilly
for a billy
Idol CD single
which I burned
because I'd learned
...that Cds are
products of Satan
just like politicians
and their vests
...stinkin' of sweat
and pig guts
an intoxicating cocktail
for your family
of mutant badgers
replete with excreta
of 1000 ants
makes itchy scants
and uncomfortable pants