In the man-cave
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In the man-cave
because their wives
want it now
up the bum
'til you cum
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then wipe it
polish your motor
using the cream
shiny big lamps
rhymes with damp(s)
She's a tramp
I love her
succulent melon essence
Lemonentry dear Marco
Emma Hamilton's pussy
Night on tiles
Who's Emma Hamilton?
Horatio Nelsons mistress
ah, that bint
hobnobbing with sailors
offering soapy wanks
on plymouth hoe
After a blow
or a suck
climbing his rope
Indian rope trick
tied in knots
grab my stander
Five finger shuffle
Minge munching marathon
Carpet munching competition
Lick the piles
Attack an Axminster
Minister locks axminster
Carpet crushes priest
Father Jack Hackett
Father Ted Crilly
Oor Willie's da
Fucking hifi dealers!
Full of Shit
Spastic Slimline Loser
In the boozer
In the navy
you get wet
Bucket of piss
with two sugars
topped with cream
gloopy cock spunkage
Deep throat delight
make her choke