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Lumpy varicose veins
and plump partridge
girth trumps length
Humpty Dumpty fell
got trod on
Egg yoke everywhere
suffering shell shock
no mellow yellow
Yellow Jackets required
hiding brown pants
post office dick
Employees are thick
as my dick
Like a bic
pen is thin
Cleaned with vim
said Uncle Jim
Who was dim
liked to rim
His sister kim
with false limb
And wasn't slim
a human dustbin
Shit for Britian
Open door wastebin
full of nappies
Out the trapdoor
Onto the stage
Shorting the footlights
Electrifrying stage production
Really good miming
Sticking-it to Charlie
right up him!
hat rim first
into his chuckies
then up ass
Picking out shrapnel
Agonising Napalm death
Hot juicy finish
nice warm squirt
from the bidet
adult-nappy saturated, and
Better get changed
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by your mommy
powder that butt
insert the pacifier
smear with butter
to allow maximum
deep down penetration