waving your willy
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waving your willy
with gay abandon
spraying 'stuff' everywhere
Onto the watching
extatic applauding crowd
taste the difference
Extra-Special creamy goodness!
Health and Efficiency
wipe the tip
bend it like
a bender does
get very hot
around the rim
killing 100% germs
and everything nutritious
and scrumptiously delicious!
small but perfectly
pickled in kerosene
bathed in humanity
marinated in sweat
dogged with ill-health
from eating stale
caramel coated koalas
and sheila's wheels
matched her panties
bucked the trend
of mindless perversion
create a diversion
by whipping out
feickert's alignment tool
never fails to
raise a giggle
steeped in mystery
drenched in wistfulness
soaked in stickyness :eyebrows:
requiring copious amounts
of degunge-o-preen
to de-smegmatise
the dwarfs amongst
the Saturday shoppers
fighting for survival
Kickin'-it for real
drilling spyholes in
cleverly concealed saveloys
sliding into rough
crackling, hot & greasy
Turkey Breast Meat
'breast meat'? Mmmmm... :eyebrows:
moistly glistening in...........
factor-5 sun lotion