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lashed over the

stiff end of

a stern warning

and firm spank

creating absolute mayhem

amongst resident lesbos

with gay abandon

, assorted toiletries and

irritable towel syndrome

cured only by

Campbells Condensed Soup

gently applied with

bone-crushing dexterity

on a Wednesday

such a bleak

but absorbent pair

sweet but piquant

moist but tangy

Mmm ginger spice

and sporty spice :-)

both sucking a

Zigga Zig Ahhhhhhh

whilst the Police

orchestrate a sting

Bottles and messages

and tantric sex

before the Canapés

bite back and

suckle the frothy

utterly reprehensible skoon-joose

racidly regurgitating upon-jizzed-silkies

Oooerrr whatever next

said Matron ginger-sticks

as she administered

half baked remedies

she rubbed my

wobbly dangly bits

slapping the shaft

with a gangster-lean

and knowing smile

while intravenously injecting

sores with Cillit-Bang

scrubbing deeply into

Barry Scott's psyche

but removing skidmarks

from road surfaces

with a lemon

add sugar to-taste

and gobble gluttonously

remove all clothing