life's a bitch
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life's a bitch
Gift of life
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A good cause
Donating to charity
The girl's skint
Worth a mint
a bisexual bint
Clash of Titans
Tight fisted gits
charging for wanks
And she swallows
every last creamy
spoonful of yogurt
savouring the dairy-goodness
from my cock
she's lactose intolerant
Meaning....doesn't swallow
she loves necklaces
White shiny pearls
of tadpole-infested sperm
I've been snipped
Doctor two bricks
needle in nuts
Caught in condom
Bare back rider
Plodging without Wellies
Wade in water
shagging without condoms
wetting without nappies
into pyrex dish
for imminent marination
Of Buttered Kipper
Something smells fishy
Don't trust it
hasn't been washed
fucking biscuit head
shag less women
bad package misadjustment
when protruding outwards
mightily impressing Matron
who loves you
butt fuck that
sponge-dry my sack
with hydrochloric acid
Douse with water
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that'll reduce 'inflammation'
Cause erectrile dysfunction
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needs charging up
a quick rub.....
will do it