unlike that bitch
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unlike that bitch
with barbed-wire femidom
and soiled 'Fem-fresh'
pax a punch
her fragrant minge
peeled and perked
nicely hand-jerked
steady on Wilfred!
prepare to white-wash
sperm fountain eruption
premature emasculation caused
the queens jubilee
load of shite
in the thames
with used tampons
causing a slick
of undiluted fanny-juice
does sir want-ice
for your flotilla
of clot globules
blocking up the..
queue in Tesco
for cheap interconnects
arsey eh connectors
belkin butt plugs
silver-plated Wattgates
beside the laxatives
causing shite eruption
pants blown to-buggery
string y-fronts bonanza
G-string in organza
penis in concrete
testicles en-cocotte
dirty little girl
who's cotton panties
Were S&M not-M&S
replete with skidders
press to play
sweating all day
inside hot gussets
of small rodents
heading for Leeds
and Chris Moyles
Don't know him
or Katie Boyles
the one with-piles
"with-piles" sounds tricky
thats four words
lots of turds
sink or swim