Here Comes Heidi
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Here Comes Heidi
ready for-a ridey
Reading his Necronomicon
Danny's new hotrod
Didn't pull girls
Just the boys
Pulled his plonker
nice and fast
Gay boy fiasco
Carry-on Happy Chap
present yer arse-cheeks
better quality weed
seriously, outrageously fresh
ten bass freakshow
nine green bottles
What's the point
Failure to communicate
Utter friggin' nonsense
the Brexit BOLLOX
what a clusterfuck
big ginger bottle
Half pint glass
fits her ass
Like Nelson Pass
One eye's glass
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Captain birds monocular
something fishy here
Caught Ahab's revenge
he's a Jonah
Man in-a jam
strawberry or raspberry?
Neither, snotty blood
Gettin' some wood
a plump chubby
brexit smegs it
wrecktit, damn near
folded and gone
like a discarded
used jam rag
Or ugly Fag
puff yirsel' silly
on fart gas
Think I'll pass
Mine's a G&T
grizzly bear piss
Think on this
it was bliss
taking the piss
emptying the potty
of stagnant pish