Gyrating her hips
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Gyrating her hips
riding her tits
bashing his bits
with a whip
wearing a slip
ride em cowboy
right-up her chuff
bluff bit-o fluff
Givin' it 'ard
Tickle her fancy
He's a nancy
Eastern belly dancer
Western Nu Romancer.
Spandau Ballet song
Big King Dong
merrily on high
after shooting up
Balls in teacup
Tea at Lords
shaming gay umpires
and middle stumps
protruding where un-required
oversized bats and
swollen balls, ready
for the crease
Leg Before Wicket.
stump before stiffy
lunch before tea
nice long cut
No Ball Tampering.
69 for 2
a four then
wot a six
Dante's auntie's panties
Alex Dumb Ass
Massive ass attack
with pungent flatulence
Causing brown out
camouflaged under crackers
Nasty sweaty cabbage
stemming the tide
Thrashing the cat
with nine tails
And nae luck
you squirted early
stand and deliver
your Gold-top special
Birds love it
part-of 5-a-day