outside of Tescos
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outside of Tescos
going round the
car-park waving a
KAB modified technics
"belt-drives are shite"
shouted Peter Belt
belt-up and stop
Jimmy Savile, uhohuhohohuhoh
becoming Prime Minister
for abused donkeys
that can't dance
to Tangerine Dream
that takes skill
but never surpasses
copulating with badgers
but stoats taste
like smoked hamster
Freddie Starr ate
a small rodent
with bubonic plague
leaving an aftertaste
of wretched bile
, savouring steaming giblets
wiggle it, just
a little bit
dislodging sinewy entrails
two ina room
modelling rubber shorts
but where do
the tweezers go?
when smoothies reign
ice-lollies shall inherit
the brazillian shuffle
grannies worldwide boogie
enough already, let's
go and open
an envelope with
a blunt knife
inserting wife's knickers
with chocolate Snickers
Melting incandescently with
leftover Pot Noodle
Ouch! Said the
MILF as her
toyboy climbed over
the copulating frenzy
straddling a protuberant
strap-on tool
while insufficiently moist
but confusingly succulent