Pop her clogs
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Pop her clogs
hide her heels
Feel her seals
Spin her wheels
Burn the rubber
Surf her blubber
rip her knickers
off your botty
examine the gusset
young private staines
Pissed on parade
the crust's unusual
nice with brown-sauce
and sardine paste
'Taste of-the sea'
Beluga Ossetra, Sevruga
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Disgusting fish eggs
wash yer fanny!
It's a cock
thought-it felt funny
Miss funny fanny
fires ping-pong balls
into your whisky
adding anchovy flavour
an interesting twist
building to a
huge WET CLIMAX
Wish full thinking[emoji23]
squirting in whisky
that'd be messy
Splash the sourmash
that'd be nice
Like John Daniels
who's he then?
don't know Jack
no me either
taxi for Bev! :)
Bevvy for Bev
get my coat...
double JD first
not tried JD...
one of many
bits that are
friends of Jim
Jim's so sexy
Tennesse sippin' whiskey
on the rocks
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Morse code bollocks...
dot dot dash..