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last seen at
Southwaite services on
the hot counter
getting amorous with
with spotty dick
smearing custard on
the nether regions
of incontinent Isa
"that's a tenner-lady"
leaky Louise's lingerie
got top dollar
from panty connoisseur
Gorgeous Gladys Gusset
wafted its aroma
so delicately flavoured
- essence of melon
glimpses of passion
with arthritic bones
and acute angina
they somehow manage
deep penetrative lumbago
causing catheter leakage
and piss everywhere
thirstily consumed by
piss hungry lav-rats
which had inadvertently
caused airport closures
herding fatties to
binge drinking sewers
in Spanish resorts
Shagaluf. "ole ole :gig:
siesta and Syphilis
why is it
that egg 'n' chips
is so tasty
dip yer soldiers
then dip your
shiny policeman's truncheon
gingerly but effectively
pimples splattering puss
It wasn't me
said Hilda to
sound slightly ironic
;her botty gas
causing breathing difficulties
amongst the elephants
and buffalo girls
dressed as electricians
with Polish accents
dancing the tango