Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

not enough lubricant

causing friction burns

around the urethral-meatus

oh my swollen-Bellend

creaming one off http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3895

and the other

You mean this?

http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=3889

or perhaps this ?
http://www.alpha-geek.fr/public/Phot...tra_geek_m.jpg

Hahaha... Or this:

http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4351/1044v.gif

dirty old man