can't beat botties:eyebrows:
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can't beat botties:eyebrows:
pure shoite this
hoity toity shoitey
fancy beaver man
nice trim quim
fur trapper extraordinaire
been to specsavers
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a wet beaver
worn as hat
with ear flaps
ab fab labia
Ed and Pat
love golden showers
with Eddie Murphy
'banana in tailpipe'
over bent axel
twisted g-string ouchy
tune it in
towards her arse-cheeks
let it explode
South Birmingham jobby-jabbers
southenders soap opera
organised by losers
actors cant act
and bawbags can't
direct a river
of pish from
Vicar all over
Florence's new skirt
that vicar wore
Such a whore
said his wife
who saw the...
King of Transylvania
in Asda carpark
Biting trolley attendants
large love handles
on the waist...
wobbly blubber rolls
a ball game...
table top football
is a game...
Of ball control
to hold back
without finishing off
so very frustrating..
Like a cannonball
to shoot out
Like some fountain
of white water