Knights and castles
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Knights and castles
prudes and inadequates
jack of trade
ordeal by fire
scorch his arse
penetrate his botty
and avoid the
thousand foot drop
cheeks-stretched beyond recognition
Buttocks clenched tightly
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futilely preventing entry
to the tower
of ultimate power
stand to attention
Protect thy crenulations
but allow occasional
warm titty fuck
when Nurse permits
removing her bra
and selling it
used to the
local geordie boys
you cheeky Bogan
Geordies smoke tabs
Watch it chopsy
divvent stort, dude
giz a cwtsh
tiddle my wink
well blow me
i'd rather not
pump it up
Salt 'n' pepa
bath tub crisps
Block the pipes
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made from sponge
like the cake
forced to take
the biggest piece
of deep-fried blowholes
crsipy onion rings
round her pishers
Oh! fishermans fingers
I smell sardines
You need washing:eyebrows:
in goats milk
Asp time then
Coming To America
eviction from america
over Mexico Border
Trump that wall