I hope so, it's the only fun part of the day. All of the nasal detritus is collected and baked into a pie. Whoever comes last in the "Burp the Alphabet" contest has to eat it.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
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I hope so, it's the only fun part of the day. All of the nasal detritus is collected and baked into a pie. Whoever comes last in the "Burp the Alphabet" contest has to eat it.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Which reminds me of the ancient joke about Paul McCartney, when he was planning to marry for the third time.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Reporter: Paul, will you be going down on one knee?'
Paul: 'Not after what happened last time'.
^^^^ :lol:
Just had a text from my hairdresser (who normally calls to cut my hair), informing me that she has all her PPE now, and so has booked a slot to cut my hair on 14th July!!:yay::yay::yay:
Still 3 weeks away, but after waiting nearly 3 months to have it done, then another 3 weeks will be no great hardship! It's as curly as fuck and doing my NUT RIGHT IN [kind of a cross between Shirley Temple and a mad professor:D].
The worse thing is feeling all that hair when I wash it, and then drying the fucker, especially down by my neck - all of which is absent with my usual 'styled prison trim'!
Anyway, pics to follow of the 'before & after', especially of the before at its worst, just before the hairdresser calls!!:eek:
Marco.
How come you didn't get Del to keep it trim? Ursula has been keeping mine relatively decent and has been doing a great job!
I've just had my partner tidy up the back of my head using the trimmers on my shaver. :) I used to have a set of 'thinning' scissors (the type where the two blades have comb-like serrations), but I couldn't find them. :doh:
Lol - I have a strict rule of no-one goes near my hair but a qualified hairdresser! Of course, a light trim, such as Barry's referring to would be fine, but I'd rather just wait and have the whole lot done right:)Quote:
Originally Posted by Beobloke
Marco.
I have a mental picture of you feeding your hair through a slot in the door (like a letterbox), with your hairdresser on the other side cutting what she can reach :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Not sure why your hairdresser is the only one allowed near it - I remember a picture you posted a year or so ago, where you were holed up in some Italian prison, with your prisoner number displayed clearly - what I don't remember is thinking "Ooh, that hairstyle is exceptional, I should get her number, see what she can do with my remaining three hairs". Actually looked like the number four Mrs. P used to give me :ner:
I look forward to seeing your "before and after", but I should warn you, we will be merciless :D
marco prefers the personal touch..ie, a tit on each shoulder:eyebrows:
i know i did
Just like being cared for by a female dental hygienist. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by struth