In the dark
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In the dark
where the shark-bubbles
you're in trouble
for erectile disfunction
and anal retention
reduced to vibrators
and butt plugs
Phil McCavity was
showered in shit
just like mushrooms
taste like shit
only on Tuesdays
when Brenda ovulated
and bled out
all over vicar
and the congregation
the bloody blasphemer
might have squatted
and then squirted
horrible and horrific
Henry or Harry
controlled parking zone
you can't escape
from the pong
farting in lift
is your hobby
nay, lifes work
secretly releasing stenches
quiet but deadly
sneaky wafting aroma
into unprepared nostrils
Just chewed bread
to help with
loud bellowing farts
Just ripped one
Ripe botty burp
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need arse kicked
Theresa Mary May
Oh no politics[emoji33]
She wouldn't know
kiss her ass
as she farts
out her mouth
she's talking shite
and no deal
Cut the pack
shuffling the outcomes
Gambling comes natural
Spin the dice
shoot the wheel