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Bidet squat required
shampoo your arse
buff it shiny
like a sexually-frustrated
christmas tree salesman
Gets the point
A-star isn't borne
Don't get it?
nor an 'artisan'
devoid of skills
except selling trees
And shiny shoeboxes
for standing on
catching fire and
burning your chest-wig
bearing false witness
Causing an itchy
davedeedozybeakymick and tichy
moment where everyone
feels under pressure
to be champions
There's no place
for malcontented inadequates
Yes.. well Chronicled
must note that
On a manuscript
Made of papyrus
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containing fake news
Trump won election
wearing green panties
as talking point
in irish pub
where dancing parrots
do river dance
Without their trousers
Feathers covering genitals
one sparrow feather
all that's needed
Gin and Tonic
ice and slice
Tweezering his Wang
hoofing his balls
ending his bell
belling his end
end in blender
Blending in’s best
Sticking out's better
then dipping inside
Claudette's quivering quim
with option to