Rigid meets Frigid:D
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Rigid meets Frigid:D
rough and ready
sand it down
from baldy half-incher:D
Heather Mills clitty
Winter chills cause
makes penetration difficult
It won't reach
Damn little weiner
needs little bun
To have fun
in the sun
with an inadequate
bikini is fun
Not for atoll
where appropriate attire
worn-by life's losers
surfboarding dinner suit
you keep saying
Heart Op recovery
stop eating shite
start drinking piss
tastes like carling
smells like rat-piss
and spicy juice
big rocky peaks
Calling out "Adrianne!"
I love you
in that basque
and string vest
got a chubby
on the side
Love you to😘
shuns the love
up ya shaft
said the bishop
To the lift
up his cassock
Coprophobia is rife
No shit man?
Especially in London&Birmingham
Horses for courses
pop-out a poo
play your pizza
donate a dump
drips of diarrhoea
To the Hamptons
East and South
Don't forget North
itchy 'down south'