when out dogging
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when out dogging
with yer bint
and bloody skint
gash for cash
Cash for crash
It's all juicy
said Aunt Lucy
she's leaked everywhere
journalist free for-all
Strudel sucking globenheimer
"eat my shorts"
gigantic sloppy banana
decorated with sparklers
horse-cock light show
such delicate subtleties
Danish with subtitles
and brown sauce
Happy Valentine's Day! :kiss::kiss:
say-it with triffids
Return of-the-giant Hogweed
Feed me now
Turn and Run
screw for fun
prefer a bun
cheese 'n' onion
Sweat pants flavour
after the runs
russet coloured gusset
major Tena-lady failure
visible panty line
with camel toe
and stray hairs
spiders legs emerging
from sandwich sides
a stain emerges
on her rags
causes peculiar swelling
kneepads might assist
stopping carpet burns
during hotel fire
yikes the hair-do
caused by dodgy-amplifier
making farts louder
methane gas explosion
omnidirectional fifth-dimension smelly
from frustrated losers
Ant and Dec
Doc and Cock
Bill and Ben
Tango and Cash