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gobble it down
Grandads bacon sarnie
a thick hambone
for making broth
Pearl barley Charlie
Farley ate-his rusks
milky biscuit goodness
milky bar kid
strong and tough
like Buck Rogers
eating jammie dodgers
ramming Annie's arse:D
Granite city backstop
Old prudes diss
But some wish
less whiff-of fish
on-their fingers after
Shaking limbs with
frigid £5 Russian-bride
how fucking much?
she does doggy;)
and sometimes humans
my flexible friend
with bulbous tip
and hairy balls
Earl Grey's teabag
in and out
the chocolate chute
with a pop
and a chuff
likes it rough
he's a puff
pastry chef’s dream
loves spit roasting
both ends burning
worn-out prison bitch
screwed by screws
regularly up-the chuffer
Ivor the Engine
blows his stack
into the tunnel
funnel of love
Anal speculum toy
batteries not required
cordless vibrators rule!
A royal dildo
In Buckingham Palace
corgi shaped tampons
severe toxic-shock syndrome
Cramps her style