I once knew a blind parachutist.
I asked him how he knew the ground was coming up.
He replied - The dogs lead go's slack...:)
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I once knew a blind parachutist.
I asked him how he knew the ground was coming up.
He replied - The dogs lead go's slack...:)
I knew a guy nervous about making his first parachute jump.
He asked "what if the chute doesn't open?". I told him there was a back-up emergency chute.
"But what if that doesn't open?" he worried.
"Oh, that always opens" I reassured him.
"So why don't they make that the first one then?!"
I went to a dyslexic rave last weekend. I got completely mashed, took a load of F's.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals? Still no fucking idea!
Wife say to man "should we stop off at the hotel yumca"
Man replies "that's the YMCA you dopey b----rd" :lol:
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Man and women having a picnic in a field.
Women says "I think that bull is going to charge"
Man say "I f--king hope not, I've only got a £1":lol:
Natalie;)
Someone just threw a jar of Omega 3 tablets at me.
I wasn't hurt badly though, just a super-fish-oil injury
Friend of mine's had a penis extension, it's made his house look really stupid.
:lolsign:
For the hintellchoos:
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Brilliant!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Straff
The things kids come out with:
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