a stinky pant-ripper
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a stinky pant-ripper
fogs me goggles
freckles my face
and her tits
with stiffened nipples
for opening beer
serve me, bitch!
pull me pint
make it larger
with good head
cape cod chowder
with garlic powder
Smells much louder
than a fanny-fart
Granny’s bootie gas
Vibrato corset panel
the music stinks
shitey sine wave
with permanent curl
blue hair special
post office queue
gay pickup line
frequently phoned by
Big Bad Betty
wanting a bean-flick
man's best friend
Lady wide Bottom
cratered from boils
Ms wobble bottom
rolls of fat
Below-a feather hat
mainly her neck
With rope tied
from a gibbet
one last request
bacon sarnie please
with brown sauce
and well hung
like my middle-leg
Vicar told Matron
apart and smile
smiled and parted
dropped and sighed
rest in peace
bury 'em deep
hang 'em high
by their ballsacks
Honoré de Balzac
with corn plaster
and wallpaper paste