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on ranting nutter
who makes Tupperware
stockings and suspenders
fistula in ano
that's a bummer
said the turd-burglar
shit for brains
non compos mentis
rather bonkers too
collects blow-up dolls
for regular puncturing
a deflated life
and flaccid cock
soft as shite
useless to Wilma
Fred skin flint
in Barney's hand
Fred's bed rocks
with Barney's foreskin
Yabba dabba do
Dino mounts betty
sporting rock hard
pieces of rock
his Wikki leaks
with sticky liquid
creamy cock oil
into hen's eggs
who came first?
The Cockerel, naturally
well the cock
bulbous-headed and stiff
or-grey and buried
in a bush
near her crackling
hairy, hot pie
Chips and sauce
munching her rug
Skippering her mug
piloting her tug
littleman in boat
drawing her curtains
Decorators are in
all carpet munchers
need filming for
Insurance and laughs
Actuary tells jokes
alfie bloody noakes
Get down Shep
yer arse stinks!
Big stinky pants