tugging his tool
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tugging his tool
Playing the fool
enjoys himself anyway
by joining in
brandishing his throbbing
pacemaker and gasping
at being unable
to hit target
he'll get sacked
babysit the penguin
a thankless job
youve got gold
yeah fools gold
unacceptable payment option
cash for trash
sell her pussy
cheap and nasty
covered in crabs
and numerous scabs
picked-off and chewed
ready salted crisps
Stuck inbetween foreskin
savour the flavour
fish and chips
before evening's copulating
pre shag meal
need yer energy
the vernal equinox
precedes rampant botox
plus some sandpaper
for her nipples
likes a tipple
of beast milk
semi skimmed only
nooooooo full fat
Cardio Vascular Disease
imminent heart failure
huge big bang
from Martha's pants
Who is Martha?
BIG Martha, remember?
Little Martha's mum
Makes nice pies.
Squatting in field
Not mud pies
watering the tatties
And the neeps.
came on leaps
when pissed on
like a nappy