Originally Posted by
Mr Kipling
"Harold! Harold!!
Look at what a got out on the round today. Got it off some posh geezza down Bermonsey way. Nice bit a gear. Whad dyya think? Chap said it was top-of-thep-range when he got it. Got one of those fancy D.R.A.B. ones now and didn't want it."
"Dad! Dad! I've been looking for one of these for years! It's all I need to complete my vintage Sony ES system. Can I have it dad? Let me have it dad!"
"Sorry, son. First thing in the mornin' it's goin' on the 'bay. Might get a few knicka for it. Enough for me and Mrs Higgins to 'ave a few nights down at the dogs."
"You Selfish, Tight-Fisted, Mean, Heartless, Greedy, Inconsiderate - Dirty Old Man. . ."
Inspired by seller's name.