off the shelf
Printable View
off the shelf
cash and carry
crash and burn
fast and furious
Rabbit and Hare
Burke's Hairy Lair
laced with lice
geez a job
for the exterminator
The dickie explorer
Big Jim Bowie
That's norra Knife
said me wife
before vibrating her
bought for-a dollar
tartan thermos flask
filled with lubricant
Batteries not included
What's a battery
when there is
a power cell
Happy Boxing day :christmas:
batteries not included
Wizard of Oz
Tin man legs
Put 'em up
watch a record
Listen to Vinyl
and take heed
sweetness and strife
crackle and pop
dodgy volume pot
Needing LDR replacement
In the skip
long distance relationship
mail order muffin
Needs good stuffin’
In honey pot
sweet sweet nectar
said Uncle Hector
the sexual predator
in da house
perving at the
bawdy mud dancing
naked nurse troupe
the roly polys
needing hosing down
wet nurses all
Covered in wet
No sleep again :santa: