to eat pork-scratchings
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to eat pork-scratchings
decorating my manhood
with snorker sauce
and gloopy saliva
gobbits of bile
and gluey-green snorters
taste the stench
from my wench
enter her trench
Plough the furr-ow
burrow her marrow
up the khyber
her aching chasm
built to spasm
to the tune
You'll never walk
being a stumpy
face all lumpy
more than bumpy
bit of rumpy-pumpy
after some scrumpy
apple bobbin' nobbin'
biscuit barrel robbin
standin' and deliverin'
shiverin' 'n' quiverin'
shakin' all over
bendin' her over
a tasty pavlova
sniffing her clover
luck of the
Local Council Ombudsman
Thadeus P Jobsworth
With grotesque boils
crepitating bowel erosions
leaking incontinence knickers
furry pish catchers :eyebrows:
Mmmm I'm hungry
urine lolly, sir?
urine the mood?
for some leakage
Wanna Tenner, Lady?
catching dew drops
glistening pearlescent globules...
Bottoms up, chaps!
No thank you
chocolate-chuffing arse bandit
Three Words, Marco!
Hyphens Is Cheating! :)
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