Mmmm.. Yes agreed Geoff , but sometimes I need a better memory to remember where I left em too :D
Anyway , it'll be Specsavers 2 for £69 '' specials ''
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Mmmm.. Yes agreed Geoff , but sometimes I need a better memory to remember where I left em too :D
Anyway , it'll be Specsavers 2 for £69 '' specials ''
I seeQuote:
Originally Posted by brian2957
I just buy cheap reading glasses. As my eyes seem to be equally defective, it works for me. +3.0 strength for reading and PC use. +0.5 for driving.Quote:
Originally Posted by brian2957
Whilst doing the crossword today I learnt a new word: 'sapid' - to have a strong and pleasant taste.
Never too old to learn! :)
Do extra terrestrials believe in humans? :D
Do androids dream of electric sheep?Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Why can't Androids fix my now unsupported Windows phone!
Electric sheep now :eek: Don't tell Marco :nono:Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
Ewe-r absolutely right there, Alan! :eyebrows:
Marco.
I'm clearing out my den. This is going to take bloody ages! :rolleyes:
The postman is annoying me. He never shuts the gate behind him unless I open the door when he turns up. If I complain, no doubt my mail will start getting 'lost'!
Lazy, inconsiderate bastard. Yes, quite a few are like that. If something's closed when you approach it, and you open it and enter, then replicate the original situation on your exit - simples!
Marco.
put a giant spring on it. :eyebrows: might catch him in the postbags
Why is there no Channel 7 on Freeview TV? It goes from 6 to 8.
Why is the numeric keypad on a telephone the opposite way round to the numeric keypad on a computer? It's a right pain in the arse and there seems to be no reason for it.
Why, when the original government Ministries were redesignated Departments, did the MoD remain a Ministry? :scratch:
http://localtvnetwork.org.uk/news/lo...annel-7-and-8/Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Ministry of Justice as well. Good question.
I've had to go without my audio system for seven hours today - it's been hard to bear!
Ha, you lightweight - that's hee-haw...
Try being without your main system for nearly a YEAR, due to the fact the room it's in has been taken over amd filled the the brim with all manner of kitchen paraphernalia!! ;)
Good job I have a second system in the lounge, which is more than decent enough to play music through... :)
Marco.
Have the opportunity to go on holiday. To North Korea. Fly first class to Beijing, will only cost me 500 dollars, then I think you get a train into NK which costs about ten bucks.
Not sure I am up for it.
The ironic thing is that before I rewired the living room, running the audio cables under the floor, this latest interruption wouldn't have happened as I could have simply moved the speaker(s) whilst they were still connected.
I have a second system upstairs but that too, like you listening room, is full of stuff moved to make room for the heating engineer to do his work elsewhere around the house.
Why is it so cheap? Who is the carrier?Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
You could always have fun dodging your 'minder'.
Friend is going and he has about a million air miles. I think it is with Virgin so you get a cabin and a bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Barry
I wouldn't go. Don't care how 'different' it may be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
an insane country run by a madman..
That's my gut feeling. It's a rogue state. What if there's some international incident while you're there and they intern you? You're at their mercy and the FO just regards that stuff as a total ballache, they'll just do the minimum to help.Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
One bonus is I've heard that female cabin crew can be, erm, rather 'accommodating' on long-haul flights.... ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Marco.
Just make sure the pretty one is actually female! :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
I've got some dinghy training in our Wayfarer on Monday/Tuesday... with some capsizing thrown in :doh:
http://i.imgur.com/IcMef8K.jpg
Sounds a bit too wet and cold for my liking
Well I now have a nice drysuit so hopefully I won't get wet and I'll put me thermals on I think :eek:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Going to a wedding tonight, second one this year.
Makes a change from funerals I suppose.
Quality... Chance to shag one of the bridesmaids, then ;)
Unless they're all growlers?
Marco.
The bride is 27 and the bridesmaids are a similar age.
So no chance, unless one of them is blind.
Bought a hot water bottle today (thrill a minute here you know :)). Thought it might help with a stiff neck that's been bothering me and it has!
:rfl::rfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
Glad it helps the neck Geoff
Actually I think there is something very comforting about a hot water bottle, maybe I might get one as well ;)
I'm going to have a dunk in the sea tomorrow fully kitted out with drysuit, wetsuit boots and float vest getting ready for my dinghy training Monday/Tuesday
I've not been in sea for ages and not sailed for some years now so I'm very rusty
Forecast is sunshine but very cold tomorrow
I'd wait until summer Bev. Much to cold now.
No I'll be fine Geoff the sea temp is still about 15 degrees and I will wear something warm underneath the drysuit.. maybe a fleecy pyjama set even.. now that will look sexy :DQuote:
Originally Posted by walpurgis
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Indian for home delivery , Yum :)
Sounds tasty Al... :)
Lightweight :ner: Doubt that would stop Geoff!! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Macca
Nothing a few Bacardi Breezers and a good chat up line won't sort out! :D;)
Marco.
im off indian,the last one i had i threw the lot up!Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Not a chance. Like a ferret up a drainpipe me!! Wham Bam.................... :eyebrows:Quote:
Originally Posted by Marco
Will report back later , Not being delivered until 9pm :(Quote:
Originally Posted by Ninanina
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Originally Posted by jamie123
I did that a while ago , Like the Exorcist movie , my puke was yellow :scratch: , 4 huge pump outs then normal service was resumed , And no my head did not rotate :lol:
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Originally Posted by walpurgis
:rfl::rfl:
Steady on Geoff :eek:
I refuse to eat Indian food. I worked with the health department now and then during surprise visits to Indian restaurants and fast food places. What I saw during kitchen inspections etc. put me off eating from any of them! Don't like the smelly muck anyway.
However, the Chinese establishments I visited were a complete contrast and spotlessly clean, better than most English cafe's and restaurants.
What dishes did you order then, daftee?Quote:
Originally Posted by Audio Al
Marco.