Off on my travels

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Originally Posted by Macca

It all looks very swanky. What's the grub like?

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Excellent, I’ve already grown out of one of my shirts.

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Originally Posted by struth

Looks very classy Roy

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Till I arrived Grant.

Looks pretty empty. Did you hire the whole place for the week like Noodles does in Once Upon A Time In America?

That’s just the lobby bit, a bit quieter than elsewhere in hotel, which we like after dinner, just some background live music, girl tootling on a flute tonight & my big gay Egyptian mate brings me huge brandys [emoji4]

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Originally Posted by Roy S

That’s just the lobby bit, a bit quieter than elsewhere in hotel, which we like after dinner, just some background live music, girl tootling on a flute tonight & my big gay Egyptian mate brings me huge brandys [emoji4]

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As long as that's all he brings. [emoji23]

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Originally Posted by struth

As long as that's all he brings. [emoji23]

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I’ve had a Turkish shave and camel milk/chocolate facial + head massage already, they want me back for a massage free of charge (cos we complained about other half’s pedicure) maybe it’ll be him doing it? (I’m sure he’s wearing eye make up?)

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Originally Posted by Roy S

camel milk/chocolate facial + head massage

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Sorry. Couldn't help laughing when I read that. :)

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Sorry. Couldn't help laughing when I read that. :)

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Wasn’t what I was expecting, likewise my other half wanted a parrafin wax foot treatment rather than having bits sliced off her feet hence why we complained.

Ah. Language barrier was it?

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Originally Posted by walpurgis

Ah. Language barrier was it?

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Exactly right! Wouldn’t have been bothered so much if the foot butcher hadn’t lied through her teeth.