Lack-toast in toddler-ant
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Lack-toast in toddler-ant
hagler dick retraction
Ah dinnae ken
I don't understand
why your balls
haven't dropped yet
Let's change that
Shoogle Wummin Shoogle
Plop...summat's dropped
soprano to baritone
Boys to Men
Men to women
tarts and ol'farts
shniff my fahrt
again and again
until you're familiar
with his diet
of fresh muffins
'muffin tops' rool...
Muffin-the-Mule is illegal
that's pretty beastly
Claudette winced uncomfortably
as Tommy's thickness
Trinder's "lucky People"
negotiated the tightness
of her purse
snap shut flaps
leaving unfinished business
iced water required
to ease stiffness
ball sack retracts
and penis droops
you've been blueballed
and he's snookered
prepare safety shot
fire across bows
potted the brown
oops, sorry Nurse
ease *this*, please
solution at hand
the milk maid
teasing-out every drop
of creamy man-glue
mixed with poo
blood and grapes
in and out
feeling the strain
Piles of Piles
Supposed Tory candidate
she's-a killer queen