perfect douche solution
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perfect douche solution
Claudette keeps coming
Squirting all over
With mr mustard
covered in custard
dirty yellow bustard
kite shite spatters
plays his washboard
close to chest
my string vest
Her theory test
not the best
but who cares?
other road users
head down and
find dead end
cul de sac
swing low sweet
sweaty ball sac
chew through it
carry me home
I'm comin too
but is she?
she's one behind
warm and wet
rear entry mishap
difficult four points
Map the underground
silver bullet express
shoot the werewolf
full moon tragedy
flaccid, drooping disappointment
said Vicar sighing
raise me up
well blow me
nailed to cross
latex clad dominatrix
Santa's sack contains
presents for children?
coals from Newcastle?
Why Aye Man
because god says
gizza fag mate
Geez a jobbie
Nay feckin way
then sook ma-baws
said Vicar prancing
swab ma sores
oot the windae