Nanny's knitting circle
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Nanny's knitting circle
birds dropping turds
onto silver platter
greeny white splatter
said Mad Hatter
cupping his swollen-balls
to-miss money fanny
counting her premium-bonds
for tying him-up
with her tongue
tapping the keyboard
changing the billboard
new billboard day
said bored Bill
with no mates
and-a frigid girlfriend
And rigid Bridget
rigor mortis contortis
a proper stiffy
and bellend whiffy
of ripe Gorgonzola
with dingleberry pie
sniff your ballsack
before reallocation surgery
King of queens
coming to America
drive in movies
walk in motels
and posh hotels
and whisky bottles
straight-up no ice
said Jenny whilst
applying pressure to
her bean, then-flicked
her horny liquid
meanwhile off camera
Matron organises whip-round
across the arse
strawberrys and cream
Eatin' Eton Mess
messy knob eaters
blow job specials
by blue hair
toy boy seducers
Lady boys looser
smaller than average
counter sunk infact
slippery when oiled
greasy sausage dip
zero pleasure effect