Ha - now *there* is an image to conjure with, and so near teatime, too!:eek::D
No, I get my lingerie inspiration from Del, and she doesn't wear thongs.
Marco.
...not to mention the pong form ma dong.
Marco.
:D yes we were right not to mention it so near to tea time
Time we got back to Coronavirus, IMO. :)
I am absolutely seething tonight. It's not often I get cross, but I am very cross indeed. :(
We are real Socialists in our house for the most part. Community minded.
We put flowers and chocolates in the hallway. To cheer everyone up.
Leave a bottle of hand-gel to kill the wretched germ on entry and exit and keep us alive.
Some BASTARD has scoffed ALL the chocolates and stolen the hand-gel! :mental:
Some people deserve to die. Sorry to rant.
Actually Marco, I lit a little firecracker under your arse in Jokes and Funnies. :lol:
I am dying to get on with some Policeman jokes. :)
Of course, I am no mug. I have a second bottle of Hand-Gel in my cupboard. Put it in the hallway.
The House is safe. And a second pack of Cadbury's Chocolate Heroes. Alway's been partial to a Crunchie Bar. :lol: