in tabitha's throat
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in tabitha's throat
swallowing his pride
WHOLE, along with
Highland Park whisky... ;)
ouchy very ouchy...
like foot injuries;)
that's the one... :doh:
no more dancing (to Abba records)
round the fire
when the cockburns
and saddles blaze
Causing excessive gas-leaks
from the cheeks
Rattling the chaps
exposed purple helmet
of his erect
realistic cardboard replica
of a cock
Nanny most impressed
by its girth
stood to attention
members only club
12"+ stiffy society
foot long schlong
looks like kielbasa
Nevertheless, she gobbled-it
the salty lolly
reeking of cheese
Embarrassing undercarriage mishaps
shit my pants
epic nappy failure?
poor sleep patterns
slips into coma
when hearing Coldplay
throws towel in
ear bitten off
by Luis Suarez
have a nibble...
Of my Wotsits
cheesy flavour puffs..
Savoury cheese balls
unwashed since January
Whiffing a bit
of mature Gouda
Buster's infeasibly large
bum boils lanced
puss spewing out
greasy fur balls
poor little cats
stroke that pussy