really its immeasurable
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really its immeasurable
like those possessives
people erroneously omit ;)
or badly misplace
on audio forums :eyebrows:
with dodgy decorum
fit for perverts
and hairy herberts
Placement of genitalia
into the blender
genders for benders
and rear-enders
and strange gardeners
wearing nylon undergarments
bought cheap from
Woolworths head office
is no more
comfortable than boiling
yer gonads with
bubbling bollock broth
releasing an aromatic
air of chav
'Stench of Shellsuit'
while undergoing painful
gender-bending surgery
into dainty ladyboy
with a penchant
for fine wine
brought back from
the Aldi Local
Then Santa appeared
holding his sack
laiden down with
two large balls
brim-full of
knock off stuff
from local chavs
who need a
right good kicking
in the tender
wrinkly ballbag area
in central Liverpool
Show No Mersey
You'll Never Walk
with broken legs
on cobbled stones
with a bent
,flacid hand gesture
and broken dentures
she nevertheless managed