whilst reading Enid-Blyton
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whilst reading Enid-Blyton
creaming one out
shooting the crow
not this again
not what again ?
waxing the weasel
stroking and poking
a dry, barren
frigid old muff
Goodness, a damp-patch!
yeast colonizing nicely
marmite on crumpet
triple heart bypass
cardiac hat trick
after-a triple 'chug'
really into apples..
no more cucumbers
out at mo...
use the courgettes...
instead of cucumbers
Claudette prefers marrows
ably accommodating their
snug tight fit
triggering an orgasm
of epic proportion
some wee came-out
a tiny scotsman
with massive caber
Nanny embarrassingly compromised
with erect nipples
clearly very aroused
a rude awakening
for Vicar's wet-nurse
ignoring embarrassing stains
on his bib
positioned under his
wrinkly turkey neck
The United Kingdom
Of Fucking Unitedness
Fuck Off EU
You Fucking Cunts
We Fucking Love
You Fucking Twats
Justin's had-a drinkie :D
several me thinks :cool:
Sleaford Mods + Wine
an explosive combination
of fart-gas and
pipe tobacco smoke
salmon with blini's