The Bootes Void
https://youtu.be/yZhgIBlqQpA
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The Bootes Void
https://youtu.be/yZhgIBlqQpA
A Booty Call
a bum decision
folded and inserted
by nervous midget
nevertheless with humungous
obsession with height
of his cock
a doodle do
on his dobber
dib dib dib
deep fried sausage-fritter
she gobbled ravenously
Christmas is coming
time-for barbecued reindeer
on an open-fire
and roasting his-nuts
Frosty Jack's Cider
cheesy balls, anyone?
prefer bacon rashers
wrapped around a
rather big sausage
firm, yet succulent
like a cucumber
long and fat
poking through 'beef-curtains'
making Matron wriggle
and giggle, like
when Vicar massages
his own prostate
with a belt-sander
chamfer yer bellend
a snug taper
with rusty chisel
hammered firmly in
underneath Jap's eye
What s japs eye
pull-back yer foreskin
and staple in-place
a little slit
letter box brigade
posting awkward parcels
containing pirate costumes
to Mayoral candidates
variety talent show
for Malaysian monkeys
It's good business
selling laxatives to
constipated Malaysian pirates
desperately seeking relief